as Wallace

as The Master Builder

as John Wayne Gacy

as Dr. Graves

as Abe Loman

as Gary

as Mr. Punch (voice)

as Grover

as Doctor Drew

as Pigster

as Man in Car

as Himself

as Dick Cheney

as Dante

as Feral Cannibal

as Himself

as Begging Man

as Zombie

as Comic Store Patron

as Eddie

as Dr. Nathaniel Millmen

as The Gingerdead Man Mouth

as Cookie

as Skid Mark

as Richard Hoagland

as Jim Zimmerman

as Wally

as Freddy the Holy Hobo

as Mikey

as Zombie Santa

as Demon Lord

as Medical Intern

as Zit

as Clover

as Matthew / Nancy Ray Smiggen

as Agent Wm. Chapman / Det. Fulci

as Pickaxe Pete

as The Peeper

as The Son

as Termination Center Technician

as Romaine Henry

as Chutney

as Lunatic in Waiting Room

as Group Leader Greg