Aired: 8/22/1996
Porkpie returns from Guyana holiday to discover he may have fathered a child some forty years ago, after a passionate night with Sexy Sheila the Potato Peeler from the chip shop.
Aired: 8/29/1996
On Valentine's Day, love is all around, as Michael and Mandy spend the day in bed and Porkpie has a surprise visitor from Jamaica.
Aired: 9/5/1996
Susu alienates all of Porkpie's friends, while Leone moves in with Michael and Mandy.
Aired: 9/12/1996
The doctor insists that Michael and Mandy are trying too hard for a baby, and should spend a fortnight apart. Michael stays with Porkpie while Mandy hits the town with Leone, but fate draws them back together sooner than planned.
Aired: 9/19/1996
When Benji's psychopathic ex turns up, he pretends Leone is his new partner, which sends her into a violent frenzy. Meanwhile, Porkpie opens a financial clinic to help the people of Peckham.
Aired: 9/26/1996
Michael is held hostage by kidnappers who demand £500,000 from Porkpie for his safe return.